Hooray, Christmas time is here!!! Portland kicked off the season by throwing a moist parade yesterday. (LOL, I love the word moist.) This parade had everything. Down syndrome elves, ginger horn blowers, lesbian peppermints, homeless children dressed as bears handing out drugs, a drunk Santa Claus, oh and look is that Fiona Apple twirling a […]
Wanna know what’s happening in my Portland neighborhood this week? Well a 33 year old woman woke up Monday morning to a douche bag masturbating above her. Say what?! I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d love to wake up to an attractive (sane) guy masturbating above me, but c’mon – we all know that’s not socially acceptable behavior. Also, Look […]
Where’s Lily Allen? She’s literally a couple blocks away from me right now. Yep, she’s playing to a sold out crowd at the Crystal Ballroom and I am totally missing it! Where should I be? … in the front row The front row with popcorn I get to see you See you, close up Craigs List […]
Cody and I went to DWP (Design Week Portland) this past weekend, and it was a blast! The Oregonian was there documenting the entire show like they were the paparazzi. I felt their camera on me while I sat down at the so-called photo booth, ya know the place where people pose for 90 seconds […]
Ok, so let’s be serious for a few minutes. If you happen to live in Portland, and you check out all the hot firemen that pass you by, you can totally agree with me on this one… Portland has the hottest firefighters in the entire world! The coolest part is that they are never putting out […]
So there was this random guy totally staring me down for awhile, but I was busy helping someone else. He walked around pretending to look at the various items we had for sale, but his eyes kept raping up on me. I was slightly creeped out, but then I remembered that I was in Portland and people here are just weird. After I […]
Sometimes I think I have a grasp on the weirdness of Portland, and then things like this happen. Seriously, watch the video to hear a 911 operator respond to a guy calling in about a chicken crossing the road.
So this is pretty cool! Google’s high-speed fiber project is cleared to do business in Portland, thanks to a franchise agreement approved by the Portland City Council. Under the arrangement, Google will pay a five percent franchise fee on any video revenue, but avoid the extra three percent fee charged to more conventional fiber purveyors like Comcast […]