Ok, so let’s be serious for a few minutes. If you happen to live in Portland, and you check out all the hot firemen that pass you by, you can totally agree with me on this one… Portland has the hottest firefighters in the entire world! The coolest part is that they are never putting out fires. Being in the Pacific North West, it’s rare to see anything catch on fire. The firefighters here simply parade around in their fire trucks waving to the people of the city. I’ve seen them in parades, at the grocery store in the Pearl, cruising up and down Burnside, chilling at coffee shops, washing their trucks, and they are always just smiling and winking at all of the passersby. If you’re unsure about moving to Portland, I hope this blog post helps influence your decision… If you don’t believe me, let me prove my point with some photos. Trust me on this one, you totally want to be here.
Was I right? Seriously though, was I?!?
On that note, who secretly hopes their place catches on fire? Who wants to be so close to death that one of these firemen can resuscitate them? Sigh. Me and me.