Leave it to me to yell out, “Oh my God, I love dicks!” when someone asked me if I’ve ever been to Dick’s Kitchen. I realized the moment that I yelled it out that it had a double meaning, and oh my God I felt super awkward. Everyone went silent and my face immediately turned red. I had this insecure look on my face that said: ‘oh shit – did I really just say that out loud?’ An older lady, who looks like Jack Donaghy’s mom, looked at me with a crooked smile and loudly said: “well honey, it’s not exactly like you were trying to keep it a secret. I could tell you liked dick the moment I laid eyes on you.” Everyone laughed, I was speechless, and we all went on with our days. God damn’ I love working on Burnside!
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