So there was this random guy totally staring me down for awhile, but I was busy helping someone else. He walked around pretending to look at the various items we had for sale, but his eyes kept raping up on me. I was slightly creeped out, but then I remembered that I was in Portland and people here are just weird. After I finished up my conversation with the person I was talking to, this guy came up to the counter and whispered, “the first rule about tall club is… don’t talk about tall club.” Then he looked around to make sure no one was watching and he placed this card on the counter.
Yep, I just got invited to be a part of a secretive, exclusive club for tall people. Not only that, but he said they have a position on their board of directors that they’d love me to fill – ya know, because of my delightful personality combined with my 6’4″ giant-ness. You should have seen me giggling when he whispered not to talk about “Tall Club.” I hope he was joking, because I went ahead and told everyone. In fact, now the entire internet knows about the Portland Sklyiners – you’re welcome. I’m seriously contemplating joining this little club and yelling “that’s a huge bitch” to everyone I meet. OMG, watch this video to see what I I’m talking about: