If you’re not watching Black Mirror, you really need to remedy that immediately. Black Mirror is this awesome new British show that has a certain Twilight Zone/Outer Limits vibe. Each episode takes place in the not so distant future and portrays where our society might end up in a handful of years. There’s an amazingly haunting song […]
I got a text message last night from Misty, one of my co-managers. It was a link to a YouTube video and some text that said “is that you dancing?” I clicked the link and knew what it was even before I pressed play. That was Kristen and I dancing on 13th Street in The […]
Chances are I was a fan of Muse long before you had ever heard of them. Seriously, go and ask Jerusha, Matt, Liz, Melissa, or Dawn. Back in the late 90’s, I was listening to their first album Showbiz all the time. Back then, I was a Front End Manager at Macey’s grocery store in Tooele, Utah (gross). I’ll […]
It Takes a Village, by Agnes Nutter An Impassioned Plea It takes a village to raise a child…that’s what they say, isn’t it? We don’t want the whole village to have access to our innocent and vulnerable little ones, though, do we? We only want those kind and selfless souls who will, ever so gently […]
Am I an asshole for finding this HILARIOUS?!? LOL, I can’t stop laughing!!
Today is huge! Not only are we celebrating National Margarita Day (That marionberry margarita was delicious! thanks Kevin, Kristen, Mike, and Molly!), but it’s also National Ginger Awareness Day. So enough talking… Let’s go appreciate some delicious gingers – yum! (this one is for you, Matt.) You’re welcome.
Sex-toy injuries have doubled overall since 2007, and according to recent figures, they saw a spike in 2012 and 2013 following the release of the Fifty Shades trilogy. 83% of the recorded injuries required the removal of a foreign object, which reminds me of a really funny story. I won’t be revealing names because of HIPAA, […]
Sometimes I love the crazy shit that our Japanese friends come up with. They took the completely innocent game of Whack-a-Mole and turned it into キノコ型のもぐらたた, which roughly translates into Whack-a-Mushroom… But watch the video… Those look a lot more like penises than mushrooms, right?! Let’s just call it what it is, ペニスワッカーズ, which roughly translates into penis […]
One of my best friends in the entire world (and a genius writer) shared his thoughts about what’s going on with the Spider-Man universe. Check it out! As I’m sure you’ve heard, Sony finally decided to split custody of Spider-Man, and it looks like he’ll be visiting mom on some very important weekends in the future. After […]