I’m on the fence with this whole Full House reboot that’s coming to Netflix in a couple weeks. On one hand, I’m super excited to see the Tanner family get together, but on the other… Am I the only one asking where the fuck Michelle is? Ok, ok… I know the Olson twins have gone bat shit crazy (didn’t one of them spend time in the “tired hospital” with Mariah Carey in Provo, Utah?) and I know that they are probably too expensive *cough* yeah right *cough*, but c’mon ladies, you MADE Full House!!! I can’t imagine you turning this opportunity down, I mean you make terrible decisions all the time… Remember that God forsaken Movie, New York Minute… What the hell??? Girls, get your shit together and tell the Netflix empire that you’re ready to get back into the spotlight as Michelle Tanner!!! We can’t have a Fuller House without Michelle – that’s just stupid!
I’m going to watch Fuller House later this month, and I’m going to hope for some awesome 90’s nostalgia…. But so help me God, Mary Kate and Ashley, if it sucks, the entire internet will be pointing fingers at you!
Ok, now that I’ve got that out of my system, check out the latest trailer for Fuller House that released yesterday and let me know what you’re thinking about this Fuller House (sans Michelle) spectacle.
One last thought going out to Mary Kate and Ashley… you do realize we don’t need both of you, right? We only need one of you – and we are all hoping for the more crazy one. C’mon Mary Kate, flip off your sister and step up to the plate to make season 2 of Fuller House happen. We miss you Michelle!!!
One final last thing… Uncle Joey, we all know what you did to Alanis Morissette… you sick pig. Why couldn’t YOU have refused to be on Fuller House???