Before I get started, let me assure you that this is a real thing, check out the facebook event page here. So here’s the story… Some British guy with a really small pecker decided to throw a huge party celebrating small penises. Our society seems to have a huge focus on penis size, and the organizer thinks we should celebrate everyone equally (even if they were born with an unfortunately small penis.) Regardless of your penis size, this micro-penis party sounds AWESOME, right?! When you show up for the party, you get charged according to your penis size. The bigger your penis, the more expensive it is to get into the ‘little’ party. Ha! That’s brilliant!! I dated someone with a penis the size of my pinky once (it was really awkward) – he’d love this party!!! I, on the other hand, would have to pay a lot of money to get in the door ;)#winning
THE first ever conference for the Celebration and Acceptance of small penises everywhere!We’ll be celebrating tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks.If you BELIEVE Body Shaming is evil,
If you BELIEVE all men (and women!) are born equal,
…If you BELIEVE in a damned good night out
come join us in this celebration.
*This event will be filmed for a forth coming short documentary
*This event will contain nudity and may contain nuts