I peed on Donald Trump on November 4th at Doug Fir Lounge in Portland. I giggled out loud when I walked up to the urinal and saw him staring at me with his mouth wide open waiting for that golden shower. I’m normally pee shy and can’t pee when someone is staring at me. Maybe it was my full bladder, or maybe I was slightly intoxicated, but I think I was able to pee because Trump has this way about him that makes you feel comfortable enough to unleash a golden waterfall into his mouth. Whatever it was, my pee-shyness went away and I went to town on and around his mouth. It felt really good.
I posted the photo on Instagram that night and it sparked some conversation from a few really cool people. My friend Lance who runs Urban Lounge and Metro Bar in Salt Lake City wanted to purchase a few of these for his bars. Somehow the people who make these urinal inserts found my Instagram pic and gave Lance details on how to order them.
Do you know anyone who wants to make their urinals great again? Have them visit urinetrump.biz to place an order. “Are you sick of seeing women, African Americans, Latinos, Muslims, LGBTQ people, the free press, reality, ethics, and the rest of the world shit on by Donald Trump? Well, now you can take a stand and piss on his face, thanks to the Donald Trump Kompro-mat. Apparently he likes that kind of thing.”
I’m quite happy that I snapped that pic two months ago. I had no idea the relevance this photo would have in January 2017. Surely you’ve heard all the news about how Trump allegedly paid a gaggle of prostitutes to pee on him in Russia. (Am I getting that story right? Maybe he paid them to pee on each other? Or maybe just to pee on the hotel bed?) Regardless, these news reports reminded me of the urinal pic above and that’s what brought this blog post to life.
It boggles my mind that these allegations against Trump even exist. It’s not that I’m against any kinky shit that people may want to experiment with, what bugs me is that the allegations might actually be true and our future leader is lying to us. I mean he doesn’t have the best track record for being honest. I wonder if a video of the event from that cold and lonely night in Moscow will ever surface. Penthouse has offered $1 Million dollars to anyone who can provide them with the video. What do you think would happen if this video actually did exist and it was leaked out?
Sigh… Hillary never would’ve pulled these shenanigans.