Ok, so most everyone agrees that 2016 was pretty bad… 2017 has to be better, right? I mean, we can only go up from here. Perhaps we need a failsafe though. So, I’m bringing back my yearly What Do You Want To Disappear? Hey guys, what must disappear in 2017? What do you want to disappear […]
Have you ever seen the movie The Yes Man with Jim Carrey? That movie seriously changed my life (that and my magical trip to Hawaii in 2006). You may not believe me when I say this, but in the mid 2000’s I was a total and complete hermit. I hated leaving my house. I’d go to […]
Farewell Mr. Bunting is by far the best sketch from this entire season of Saturday Night Live. I seriously can’t stop laughing. Watch it. Now. I’ll sing my song for all to hear. LOL!!!
Oh Brazil, I envy you. You’re going to have the first adult amusement park in the world in 2018, and I want a season pass. With attractions like bumper cars shaped like genitalia, a nudist pool, and a 7D cinema with vibrating seats, who wouldn’t want to go? Hold up though, what on Earth is a […]
Stop whatever it is your doing right now, and watch this! You can thank me later.
Fox picked up the cult classic remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show and it’s making me nervous, but mostly because it’s Fox. Would the right winged conservative company do justice with such a racy movie, or are they going to edit it to the point that it just sucks? Well, I’m going to be […]
Did you know that Utah has more subscribers to porn than any other state? porn is bad, mmmmkay… Utah Senator, Todd Weiler, created a bill that more-or-less declares a war on porn. The bill is littered with phrases like: “pornography treats women as objects and commodities for the viewer’s use, it teaches girls they are to […]
This mom had a big surprise when her son brought a home-made Easter card home from school: “When your son finds his Easter card he made at school and you open it to see a vagina!!! He was so proud because the Easter egg stuck out!” Personally, I prefer these childhood drawings:
Chances are, you’ve never seen a caterpillar like this one before. This particular caterpillar has never established itself in North America, and local state and federal agencies want to keep it that way. See, this caterpillar isn’t your run of the mill caterpillar. Nope, this caterpillar is going to grow up and turn into a […]